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Dumb Shit

Tyler Porter

July 31, 2025

Genre: Country

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A dad talking to his son about doing dumb shit, saying he won't get away with it, because he did alot of dumb shit too.



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Verse 1

That child of mine
Tried to sneak out last night
Stole my Marlboro reds
And my last coors light
I caught him out in our drive
At a quarter past nine
Said son where ya heading off too
At This time of night

Pre Chorus

He looked at me how I use to look at my old man
So I just smiled and said

Chorus

I know you got some hell to raise
I know you got some beer to drank
I know you got some smoke to blow
And some laws need to be broke
I know the apple don't fall
Very far from this tree
And your gonna try to sneak
One or two past me
So Son I'll leave it at this
And wish the best of luck to you
But just remember
I did alot of dumb shit too


Verse 2

I know a pair of blue eyes
Will make you wanna cross that line
And If all the stars align
Well Son you just might
I used to be in your boots
Yeah Son I was just like you
So good luck getting one past
Cuz I've beer there and I've drunk that

Chorus

I know you got some hell to raise
I know you got some beer to drank
I know you got some smoke to blow
And some laws need to be broke
I know the apple don't fall
Very far from this tree
I know your gonna try to sneak
One or two past me
So Son I'll leave it at this
And wish the best of luck to you
But just remember
I did alot of dumb shit too

Bridge

Yeah good luck getting one past
Cuz I've beer there and I've drunk that

Chorus

I know you got some hell to raise
I know you got some beer to drank
I know you got some smoke to blow
And some laws need to be broke
I know the apple don't fall
Very far from this tree
I know your gonna try to sneak
One or two past me
So Son I'll leave it at this
And wish the best of luck to you
But just remember
I did alot of dumb shit too

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