We’re wearing that “come here cowboy” red lipstick,
it’s never let us down
N’ always does the trick
Ya hollar “its ladies night, drinks are half price,
We’re Ready to rock some worlds”
I knew it was gonna be one wild ride
cuz your voice almost purred

You Ordered up a double jack’n
one more as a chaser,
A combo I call
the bad decision maker
With zero hesitation, you drank’em right down
N’just like clockwork, over comes this clown

girl,
ugly like that should come with a warning
Trust me when I say you’ll thank me
Come the morning
Oh, Your whiskey vision
has you in no condition
to make this call on your own
Nooo,
Friends don't let friends take ugly—- home

Ya see, it ain't got a thing to do with his looks
he’s a solid 8 in most people's book
But I watch him hit on dang near every girl
in this bar
That's the ugliest of ugly— here tonight by far

girl,
ugly like that should come with a warning
Yeah, Trust me when I say you’ll thank me
Come the morning
Oh, Your whiskey vision
has you in no condition
to make this call on your own
Nooo,
Friends don't let friends take ugly—- home

Now its time to go, n’ this fools asking for your digits
Your drunken self cant form a full sentence
So I told him it was one 800-Oh heck no

girl,
ugly like that should come with a warning
Trust me when I say you’ll thank me
Come the morning
Oh, Your whiskey vision
has you in no condition
to make this call on your own
Nooo,
Friends don't let friends take ugly—- home

Yeah, Trust me when I say you’ll thank me
Come the morning
Oh, Your whiskey vision
has you in no condition
to make this call on your own
Nooo,
Friends don't let friends take ugly—- home

No girl…
Just no!