Bartender,
pour me something strong over ice
A single’s fine,
a double's twice as nice
Friends, He broke my heart
when he walked out last night
Yeah, he done lost his ever loving mind

Nah, I aint chasing sympathy
I just came here to drink


Bring me…….a cold one in a mug
a tall pour from the tap,
A bottle with a twist off top
a shooter in a shot glass
A lemon twist, a salted rim,
Bloody Mary with a cel’ry stick
Oh, Bring’em all
They're painkillers ya’ll
I've got a heartache to kick

You see, His goodbye made me cry
Oh but not why you might think
I'm upset 'cause now I’m gonna
Have to buy my own drinks
Hey, speakin of drinks, this one's gone
We all know that won't do

I got no plans to stop at one
Hell, I won't stop at two

Bring me…….a cold one in a mug
a tall pour from the tap,
A bottle with a twist off top
a shooter in a shot glass
A lemon twist, a salted rim,
Bloody Mary with a cel’ry stick
Oh, Bring’em all
They're painkillers ya’ll
I've got a heartache to kick


Drunken words are sober thoughts
So let me spill the
long island ice tea
There's the slightest chance
I'll miss him,
So lets raise’em up…
ONE….
TWO….
THREE

Bring me…….a cold one in a mug
a tall pour from the tap,
A bottle with a twist off top
a shooter in a shot glass
A lemon twist, a salted rim,
Bloody Mary with a cel’ry stick
Oh, Bring’em all
They're painkillers ya’ll
I've got a heartache to kick


One more round….
Oh, Bring’em all
They're painkillers ya’ll
I've got a heartache to kick

[spoken outro]
But wait…
Who is picking up this tab ya’ll?