(Bluesy / Country / Upbeat Tempo)
J Boyd/T Price/M Lyle


My baby left me a letter
Pinned to our front door
Had a long list of Christmas wishes
Not a one came from any store.
I took a peek in the window
All she had on was my hat
“What you ain't wear'n is driving me crazy
And baby, I'm crazy ‘bout that!”

Chorus:
I ain’t checkin’ it once
I ain’t checkin’ it twice
It don’t matter to me one bit
If we get naughty or nice
We both know what we’re wantin’
Look out, I'm coming in!
Lets play Mr. and Mrs. Santa
On that naughty list again.

Left my boots and my Santa suit
In a pile outside our door
Thought I’d matched her outfit
As I tiptoed across the floor
She looked right up at me
All I had on was my hat
And she said;
"What you ain’t wearin” is driving me crazy,
And baby, I’m crazy ‘bout that!”

Chorus:
I ain’t checkin’ it once
I ain’t checkin’ it twice
It don’t matter to me one bit
If we get naughty or nice
We both know what we’re wantin’
This is where the real fun begins
We’ll be Mr. and Mrs. Santa
On that naughty list again.

(Turn around:)

Bridge:
She got up on my lap
I gave her a little smack… (kiss sound)
We pulled off our caps
And we both started to laugh

(Come back:)

Chorus:
I ain’t checkin’ it once
I ain’t checkin’ it twice
It don’t matter to me one bit
If we get naughty or nice
We both know what we’re wantin’
This is where the real fun begins
We’ll be Mr. and Mrs. Santa
On that naughty list again

Tag:
Let’s play Mr. and Mrs. Santa
On that naughty list again.