Everything You Know Is Wrong
Copyright © 2015 Don Nelson

You think you know what time it is
You think you know your place
You think you know the way things work
Down here on earth and up in outer space
But everything - you know is wrong (repeat 3 times…)

You think you know what life’s about
And you know what it means to die
You think you know about the truth
And can tell it from a lie
But everything - you know is wrong (repeat 3 times…)

Aztecs invented the paid vacation – everything you know is wrong
Aliens invented the United Nations – everything you know is wrong
Dogs fought in the Boxer Rebellion – everything you know is wrong
Cats know how to speak Italian – everything you know is wrong

See everything - you know is wrong
YOUR MIND IS NOT THE BOSS!

But everything - you know is wrong (repeat 3 times…)

You think that you’ve got common sense
You think you have a voice
You think you know about governments
You think you have a choice…
But everything - you know is wrong (repeat 3 times…)

Dolphins came from a distant star – everything you know is wrong
Birds know how to drive your car – everything you know is wrong (insert “Drive My Car” “beep-beep- yeah’ reference here)
Wolves are into gourmet cooking – everything you know is wrong
Trees can dance when no one’s looking – everything you know is wrong
Everything - you know is wrong (repeat 3 times…)

History...(everything you know …) Chemistry...(everything you know …)
Gravity...(everything you know …) Alchemy...(everything you know …)
Algebra...(everything you know …) Canada...(everything you know …)
Ancient Scriptures (everything… )Motion Pictures..(everything you know)
Facts & Fiction ...(everything…) Gods & Religion (everything…)
The National Debt ...(everything… )The Alphabet ...(everything you know …
Clarinets...(everything you know …) Cigarettes...(everything you know …)
Society...(everything you know …) Reality!…(everything you know is wrong)
YOUR MIND IS NOT THE BOSS!