No receipt for this… nah
Yeah, you can’t Venmo this

Priceless — gap-tooth grin in a Polaroid pic
Priceless — fridge-door art, stick-figure kid
Priceless — first goal kick, grass stains, slide
“Can we get some ice cream on the ride?”
You can’t Venmo this, nah, it don’t work like this
No tap-to-pay for a core memory kiss
That’s my kind of rich — yeah, that’s priceless

Hey — you can’t Venmo this
Nah — you can’t Venmo this
No, no — you can’t Venmo this
Yeah — that’s priceless

Keep your hilltop view and your blacked-out Benz
Beverly Hills shops with last-name trends
Forty-foot boat cutting through the blue
But it don’t mean a thing if it’s just you
I’ll take a campfire guitar and some firefly nights
Over all the bling money can buy

Stack it, stash it, spend it fast
You can’t buy a moment that’s built to last

Priceless — creek-bank jump, splash-back laugh
Priceless — movie night, out cold, half past
Priceless — pup pulls back on a tied-up rag
Grandma sweet tea in a mason glass
You can’t Venmo this, nah, it don’t work like this
No tap-to-pay for a core memory kiss
Best things in life ain’t a buy-now click
That’s my kind of rich — yeah, that’s priceless

Pizza nights, pillow fights
Bedtime reads, neighbor’s needs
Campfire tales, climbin’ hay bales
Sunday singing, front porch swinging

Raise ‘em up, hold ‘em close
That’s what matters most
matters most

Priceless
Priceless
Priceless

Priceless — red-white-blue in a summer sky
Priceless — hold ‘em close, don’t blink, don’t try
Priceless — two-lane home where the roots run deep
Yeah, that’s everything to me
You can’t Venmo this, nah, it don’t work like this
No tap-to-pay for a core memory kiss
Best things in life ain’t a buy-now click
That’s my kind of rich — yeah, that’s priceless

You can’t Venmo this (nah, you can’t)
You can’t Venmo this (nah, you can’t)
Yeah… that’s priceless

Dale Schumaker
Allison Schumaker
Copyright 2026 AllieDale Music (BMI)