Dan and Diane
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Dan and Diane from the sedan
Dan and Diane they had it all planned out
Dan and Diane walked in deadpan
Then they began with pieces locked and loaded

First shots fired took out telephones and alarms
Warning shots were fired but they promised no harm
People faced the walls reaching up with their arms
Dan and Diane left with bags under arms

Tried to sneak away in the getaway car
But the way was blocked didn't get very far
So they ran on foot through an open bazaar
To find a door that was ajar
And they slipped into a bar

Dan and Diane were far too wise
Dan and Diane were working in disguise
Took off their wigs and colored eyes
Put on spare clothes and no one recognized them

Dan left up to the elevated railway
Diane went right down took the lower subway
Rendezvoued up north at a YMCA
Met a guy who took them the rest of the way

Found the folks who hired Dan and Diane to steal
The kiddies hugged for saving daddy's ordeal
Dan and Diane said they were keeping it real
And they would do it all again
To fight evil mercantile

Dan and Diane not merely thieves
Dan and Diane the folks believe in them
They'll right the wrongs by who deceives
Robin Hood your stuff and grant you some reprieve