[Verse 1]
Until the night you left me
I never stepped into this bar
Never had one reason to be
Downing some Cuervo shots before
Didn't know I had so many friends inside
Now I'm living the dream
Yeah that's me the life of the party every night

[Chorus]
If they build a dive bar hall of fame
I'll be the first inductee
Spell my name in buzzing neon lights
Above a statue that looks like me
They'll put an autographed pair of my boots in there
And my barstool on display
And it's all because of you
They'll put me into that dive bar
Dive bar hall of fame

[Verse 2]
If not for you a lucky pool cue
Never slides across my hand
Nobody ever hears me sing
Ring of Fire with the cover band
Can't believe I'm the man you said had two left feet
You'd be surprised if you saw me tonight
Pretty girls dancing all around me

[Chorus]
And if they build a dive bar hall of fame
I'll be the first inductee
Spell my name in buzzing neon lights
Above a statue that looks like me
They'll put an autographed pair of my boots in there
And my barstool on display
And it's all because of you
They'll put me into that dive bar
Dive bar hall of fame

[Bridge]
Thanks to you I've got a new life
Got a drink with my name on it
But I'd throw it all away
If you came back to me in the morning

[Chorus]
And if they build a dive bar hall of fame
I'll be the first inductee
Spell my name in buzzing neon lights
Above a statue that looks like me
They'll put an autographed pair of my boots in there
And my barstool on display
And it's all because of you
They'll put me into that dive bar
Dive bar hall of fame