Eh eh eh eh eh
Eh eh eh eh eh
He rolls into town in a gold-plated ride,
Says “I built this place with American pride.”
Wears a red cap like a crown on his head,
Gets mad fast, texts in all CAPs.

Hates illegals but his wife’s got a past,
Says “Fake news” when tough questions get asked.
Shakes up the world like a rodeo clown,
But somehow keeps winning in every round.

Big hair, and headlines,
Mar Lago, ICE, and over-turned fines,
Hotels and Jimmy Kimmel’s home.
Selling bibles, sneakers and cologne.
Turned the White House into QVC,
He’ll tell you about it twice then tweet it again at three
He’s D.T., the cowboy prez of prime time TV.
Uh
Wants to buy Greenland or steal it instead,
Thinks “violent crime” is when citizens protest. True thing:
No one can touch the remote but him.
Not being in the headlines will cause a hissy fit.

Big hair, and headlines,
Mar Lago, ICE, and over turned fines,
Hotels and Jimmy Kimmel’s home.
Selling bibles, sneakers and cologne.
Turned the White House into QVC,
He’ll tell you about it twice then tweet it again at three
He’s D. T. the cowboy prez of prime time TV.
Yo
D.T. don’t sip tea,
drinks 12 Diet Cokes,
Jeffrey Epsteins girls why
that was all a joke.
But love him or leave him,
folks always stare—
At the orange tan man
the felon prez billionaire.
Whoop whoop
Big hair, and headlines,
Mar Lago, ICE, and over-turned fines,
Hotels and Jimmy Kimmel’s home .
Selling bibles, sneakers
and cologne.
Turned the White House into QVC,
He’ll tell you about it twice then tweet it again at three
He’s D.T., the cowboy prez of prime time TV.
[whoo]
Big hair, and headlines—
the felon outlaw of our times.
Big hair, and headlines—
the felon outlaw of our times.
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