everywhere I look
you guys are trying to cover up
hide the signs of ageing
fill that loving cup

but we can’t stop the hands of time
no matter how we try
so what you see is what you get
I’m just that kind of guy
but, I don’t need a hat

hey, I can lose a little weight,
get a little tan
get a sense of humour,
fire up the van
kill a little time,
shoot a little pool
ask me for a dance,
I can dance real cool
I might need a drink
I might be a fool
but, I don’t need a hat

I’m going out there naked
don’t need a place to hide
I don’t sing it like it isn’t
I just tell it like it is
And I tell it like it is...
I can rustle up a coffee
and make the bacon hiss

it’s not about the millinery,
that’s not where it’s at
I’m loud and I’m proud
with an itch to scratch
so watch that sunshine bounce off my patch!
cause baby, I don’t need a hat!