Who would have thought I had it easy?
I wasn't smart enough to know.
It makes me feel a little queasy.
But not enough to let it show.

Take me down to the water.
Throw me in and watch me drown.
Or put a bullet in my head.
Stick me in the ground.

If someone told me I'd be just like you.
I'd never want to be alone again.
I gotta tell you that it's just like you to say remember when.
I swear I've seen your face before.
But I didn't even know it then.
Now I've got to say farewell to my old fairweather friend.

You know you're positively evil.
But not so bad to have around.
It was your soul I tried to steal.
Cause it's the best I've ever found.

You could say I had it comin.
I was careless I was proud.
So stick your knife into my back.
I'll try not to make a sound.

If someone told me I was just like you.
I'd never want to be alone again.
I gotta tell you that it's just like you to say I knew you when.
God I swear I've seen your face before.
But I didn't even know you then.
Now I've got to say farewell to my old fairweather friend.

If someone told me I'd be just like you.
I'd never want to be alone again.
I gotta tell you that it's just like you to screw me in the end.
Hell I swear I've seen your face before.
But I didn't even know it then.
Now I've got to say farewell to my old fairweather friend.

Now I've got to say farewell to my old fairweather friend.
Now I've got to say farewell to my old fairweather friend.