You promised dinner and a movie at 8
Came home at midnight smellin' like the downtown dive
Said sorry baby, I've been workin' late
And you looked away with those bloodshot eyes
If you're looking for me, don't get worried
I'm just grabbing a pillow for you on the couch
Go sit down, cause it looks like you're dizzy
Might need an aspirin before you lie down

I'll be here in the bedroom solo sleepin'
If you're thinking romance, boy keep dreamin'

I won't miss you tonight when the bed get gets cold
And jump into your arms, have you to hold
We ain't cuddlin' up next to the television
To watch a romcom, lose our inhibitions
Not dancin' around to our wedding song
Your dishonesty doesn't turn me on
Nope, you ain't gettin' lucky tonight
Truth is, you'll be the last one to lie

Tomorrow, it'll be tough to cut the lawn when you're hung over
And hard to get back in when you’re locked out
Reality bites when you are sober
Dealin’ with the truth in the doghouse

And if it helps keep your head from spinin'
I'll be sippin' lemonade in air conditionin'

I won't miss you tonight when the bed get gets cold
And jump into your arms, have you to hold
We ain't cuddlin' up next to the television
To watch a romcom, lose our inhibitions
Not dancin' around to our wedding song
Your dishonesty doesn't turn me on
Nope, you ain't gettin' lucky tonight
Truth is, you'll be the last one to lie

Tell me how’s the solo life?
Cause next time won’t be for a while

I won't miss you tonight when the bed get gets cold
And jump into your arms, have you to hold
We ain't cuddlin' up next to the television
To watch a romcom, lose our inhibitions
Not dancin' around to our wedding song
Your dishonesty doesn't turn me on
Nope, you ain't gettin' lucky tonight
Truth is, you'll be the last one to lie