My job sucks, but others suck more (4X)


My sister works at a restaurant in the city
She stands out on the corner in a microscopic mini
She drops a menu to the ground
When she bends down guys turn around
Then she drops a couple more and leads the fellas in the door


My job sucks, but others suck more (4X)


My brother works out in Hollywood
Taking pictures of celebrities that nobody should
He hides up in their trees
He hides out in their trash
He’ll hide inside their toilet if it pays enough cash


My job sucks, but others suck more (4X)


Yea, you can say I’m an optimistic
I can see sunshine where the sun don’t shine

My cousin works for a repo man
My neighbor works in Afghanistan
My grandfather makes WMDs
My girlfriend sells killer bees
My dad audits for the IRS
My congressman works for lobbyists
My teacher sells porn out of his car
And my best friend plays guitar in a bar


My job sucks, but others suck more (4X)