The cards are dealt and I’m in again
This one’s where my bad luck ends
With the ante of my weddin’ band,
I’ve been dealt one final hand

I know the odds in the deck of fifty-two
I never figured in the odds of losing you

Odds are ten thousand to one,
You get ‘em straight in a row
Odds are five thousand to one,
Four of a kind and an ace in the hole
Odds are this full house we once had,
We’ll never get back
Odds are this ol’ pair is done
Two to one

I told the dealer to hit me twice
Throw ‘em slow and make ‘em nice
Three sixes, a queen, and a deuce
I guess those sixes should have given me a clue

I know the odds in the deck of fifty-two
Now I know the odds of losing you

REPEAT CHORUS

Bet if I’d won she’d still be around
Bet I’d still have it all if I could keep the card down

REPEAT CHORUS

Two to one
Two to one
Two to one