Barstool Gospel
Written by: Misty Mae Mason


Verse 1
Junior saddlin’ up to his stool
Down here at the Barstool Gospel
He's got a few new stories each week
His missus shoos him here these days
When he drawls "you ain't gunna believe this"
Last week it was some 20-point buck
When someone else is buyin’
He can talk all year

Chorus
Another round at Barstool Gospel
It’s Saturday night, the whole crowd’s here
Cash is on the jukebox playin’ loud and clear
Everyone testifyin’ two longnecks deep
Come morning we’ll be singin’ Amazing Grace
Tonight we’re livin’ that Barstool Gospel

Verse 2
Mayor’s two steppin’ his wife around
Tammy’s platin’ up hot cobbler
Crowd singin’ back both old Hanks
Pastor slid onto a barstool
Lookin’ like he’s needin’ more
Than his usual pour

Chorus
Another round at Barstool Gospel
It’s Saturday night, the whole crowd’s here
Cash is on the jukebox playin’ loud and clear
Everyone testifyin’ two longnecks deep
Come morning we’ll be singin’ Amazing Grace
Tonight we’re livin’ that Barstool Gospel

Bridge
Last call is coming around
No one’s leavin’ yet
Pastor’s three stools down
Amenin’ every joke

Chorus
Another round at Barstool Gospel
Next Saturday we’ll all meet back here
Cash’ll be on the jukebox playin’ loud and clear
Everyone testifyin’ two longnecks deep
Come morning we’ll be singin’ Amazing Grace
We’re livin’ that Barstool Gospel all year