Ladies Night the Uber ride
Pack of wild she-wolves inside
Headed to the local watering hole

They walk in the band will play
Wolves in back will start to bay
This nature documentary is on a roll


           CHORUS

           

           Spoiler Alert, Spoiler Alert
           Someone's gonna get their feelings hurt
           We've all seen this film before
           Scene two is out on the dance floor
           Scene three is a kiss in the parking lot
           Scene four we can't show it's too damn hot
           Scene five they get their free t-shirt
           And that's your spoiler alert



Fade to black, clear the set
The tension hasn't happened yet
It's coming in the next part of the show

One of those she-wolves throws her drink
In the face of the villain who's wearing a ring
A plot twist changes things before we go



           CHORUS



Now we've reached the final act
Lights are on the band is packed
Uber takes the she-wolves home 'cept one

Think it was the one that threw
Her drink or was it the one that who
Left before scene four, there's a clue



           CHORUS         



           OUTRO


           We hope you enjoyed the movie
           Please leave by the exits and
           Don't forget the speakers