Chunk of Coal

Betty likes to bop all over town
She’ll bop anybody that around
She’ll heat them up in the middle of the night
Next day she’s like a block of ice
Betty wrote a letter to ole St. Nick that said
I’ve got a few things on my list
want a man with pockets lined in silver and gold
And a couple on the side to go
Santa checked his list once then twice
and said bopping Betty’s been naughty not nice
She’s got a heart like a ball of snow
All she gets is a chunk of coal

A Chunk chunk, a chunk of coal
A Chunk chunk , a chunk of coal
A Chunk chunk ,a chunk of coal
A Chunk chunk, a chunk of coal
Ahh you got to be good you know
Or all you get is a chunk of coal
Your heart can’t be ice cold
Or all you get is a chunk of coal

Tommy doesn’t do very good in school
He just doesn’t want to play by the rules
At lunchtime he’s out smoking grass
Then he’s laughing his way through class
Tommy wrote a letter to ole St. Nick that said
I’ve got a few things on my list
Under the tree I’d like a degree
And my stocking filled with Mexican weed
Santa checked his list once then twice
Said Tommy is up for some stern advice
I think hard work is good for the soul
So Tommy gets a chunk of coal

A chunk chunk, a chunk of coal
A chunk chunk, a chunk of coal
A chunk chunk, a chunk of coal
A chunk chunk, a chunk of coal
Ahh you got to be good you know
Or all you get is a chunk of coal
Hard work is good for the soul
So Tommy gets a chunk of coal

The toys are packed up in Santa’s sleigh
Tonights gonna be Santa’s big day
His suit is pressed and his sleigh is shined
But he’s checking out that list one more time
It’s right there in black and white
who’s been naughty and who’s been nice
Has your heart been filled with snow
And will you be the one to get a chunk of coal

A chunk chunk, a chunk of coal
A chunk chunk, a chunk of coal
A chunk chunk, a chunk of coal
A chunk chunk, a chunk of coal
Ahh you got to be good you know
Or all you get is a chunk of coal
Has your heart been filled with snow
And will you be the one to get a
Chunk of coal