"Lonnie The Christmas Longhorn"

It happened one year when Rudolph got sick Santa was in a bind
He needed a fill-in dadgumm quick, he was runnin out of time
Up from Texas came an e-mail that made Christmas strange that year
Santa found out there was such a thing as a flyin Texas steer

(Chorus)
Lonnie the Christmas longhorn leadin Santa's sleigh burnt orange n white glowin thru the night,just a
mooin all the way.......
9 foot of swingin headgear six foot of swattin tail
deliverin Santa's presents by southern air mail

Lonnie wasn't just a bovine he was only half steer
it was fate that mixed up bloodlines cause his grandma was full reindeer
One day while out in the pasture he was forced to jump a fence
and when he didn't come right back down that's when his flyin commenced

(Chorus)
Lonnie the Christmas longhorn leadin Santa's sleigh burnt orange n white glowin thru the night,just a
mooin all the way.......
9 foot of swingin headgear six foot of swattin tail
deliverin Santa's presents by southern air mail

Blitzen and Donner were speechless didn't know exactly how to react
wondered how this noobie could come in and not be placed at the back
Santa tested his new leader daily up at the north pole
wanted him to be at ease in the ice and snow

(bridge)
So when you look up in the skies again on some Christmas eve, don't be surprised at what you might just see
Out in front of the pack of Santa's own reindeer, you might hear the mooin of a Texas rein-steer

(Chorus)
Lonnie the Christmas longhorn leadin Santa's sleigh burnt orange n white glowin thru the night,just a
mooin all the way.......
9 foot of swingin headgear six foot of swattin tail
deliverin Santa's presents by southern air mail , ho ho ho Dairy Christmas and a Happy Moo Year


©"Lonnie The Christmas Longhorn" O5-22-2008 by Gary D. Gray/ All Rights Reserved (BMI)