Verse One:

Well the day finally came and I caught me a man
It didn’t cost me a dime
Plentyoffish.com
Got him hook sinker and line
Well we talked on the phone for two short weeks
He finally asked me out on a date
So I put on my best Dolly shirt
And met him at the Tastee Treat

Verse Two:

Now the doctor said don’t eat no grease
It’ll kill your spleen
I got a nose that can smell a value meal
I’m a dollar savin’ burger machine
So we ordered up some fries and a chili dog
It was love at first bite
In an instant my gut started speaking in tongues
And my man was out of sight

Chorus:

And I hollered at him
Come on my sugar, don’t you run
It’s just a little gas, we can still have fun
Get Mylanta, get my Tums
Heartburn will be gone before the mornin’ comes


Verse Three:

Well I gave it a week and I sent out a message
With that little heart emoji
He couldn’t resist my perfect charm
I’m just as pretty as I can be
So he called me up for a little chat
And we laughed for old times sake
Until the Tex-Mex started rising up
And I burped three minutes straight

Repeat Chorus

Verse Four:

Now I’ve gotten used to being single
It’s just a way of life
I still shop around for that perfect man
Who knows how to love me just right
I’ll take one more run at plentyoffish.com
Cause I know my feller lies in wait
And he’ll love me for just who I am
Even when I flatulate

Repeat Chorus

Matched with a blue-eyed man from the South
Love got me in here, but Tums will get me out


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Sundi Jo Graham
573.578.2885
sundijomgraham@gmail.com

Song Lyrics are Original. Music Adapted from "Ole Red" written by James "Bo" Bohan, Don Goodman and Mark Sherrill and performed by Blake Shelton.