This song is about a bad Taco Bell experience, sung by my third cousin twice-removed, Tooty Mae Woolley. It's sung to the tune of Garth Brooks "The Thunder Rolls"
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Verse One:
3:30 in the morning and I’m wide awake
Cat asleep on my forehead and my belly aches
Thanks to Crunchwrap Supreme, there’s a storm moving in
I’m in a fight with heartburn I ain’t never gonna win
And my belly rolls
And my belly rolls
Verse Two:
I can feel the burnin, oh here comes the cramps
Jump out of bed and knock over the lamp
Asking for a miracle, hoping I make it on time
Praying it’s just gas that’s slipped out this time
And my belly rolls
And my belly rolls
Chorus:
My belly rolls and my eyes turn white
Make it to the john, no tp in sight
As the storm rolls on out of control
No more Taco Bell, my belly rolls
Instrumental
Verse Three:
I open up the window to get a little air
Man, I’m in a war zone, it’s only safe out there
But on the wind and rain a putred fragrance blows
The jalapenos hit my gut and knock me to my toes
And my belly rolls
And my belly rolls
Repeat Chorus
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Sundi Jo Graham
573.578.2885
sundijomgraham@gmail.com
Song Lyrics are Original. Music Adapted from "The Thunder Rolls" written by Garth Brooks and Pat Alger and performed by Garth Brooks.
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