Wordplay Thursday #148

Wordplay Thursday

Welcome to Wordplay Thursday!

“She hates _____ like _____ hates _____.”

Here’s a writing prompt for you. It’s a simple fill-in-the-blank. You can use one word or several. Feel free to get as crazy, genre-appropriate, or as imaginative as you want. The point is to get the creative juices flowing. And it’s a good thing to dig deeper, so don’t stop at the first idea that hits you. Try coming up with at least five things.

And try to get IMAGERY in at least one of your plays.

“She hates _____ like _____ hates _____.”

I’ll give you an example to get you started:

“She hates liars like the devil hates the truth.

Wordplay Thursday

I’d love to hear what you come up with, so please share in the comments. Oh, and please keep your posts below an R-rating. It’s a family show, after all!

And thanks to everyone for your great additions to Wordplay Thursday #147 (read it here)! Great job!

God Bless and Enjoy the Journey,

Brent

Man vs. PRO

13 thoughts on “Wordplay Thursday #148”

  1. 1. She hates _games_ like _chickens_ hate _rain_.

    2. She hates _meat eaters_ like _I_ hate _wife beaters_.

    3. She hates _short shorts_ like _trick or treaters_ hate _hairy warts_.”

    4. She hates _outbursts that are inappropriate_ like _druggies_ hate _stale opiates_.

    5. She hates _steppin in horse crap_ like _I_ hate _listening to tractor rap_.

  2. She hates….

    to be stopped, like a bug hates a windshield.
    to fall apart, like a snowman hates the sun.
    to be wet, like a fire hydrant hates a male dog.
    to shut up, like a tv evangelist hates commercials.
    to be committed, like a shoelace hates to be tied.
    to be imperfect, like a bride hates a rainy day
    to slowdown, like Nascar’s Tony Stewart hates people in his path.

  3. She hates her ex like nudists hate mosquitoes
    She hates mornings like a dog hates a bath
    She hates to say good bye like a drunk hates last call
    She hates the truth like a cock roach hates the kitchen light
    She hates Mondays like the Grinch hates Christmas

  4. She hates…

    …politics like voters hate gerrymandering.

    …spiders like insects hate swaying in their webs.

    …cheaters like husbands hate divorce lawyers.

    …storms like lightning hates staying in the clouds.

    …rainy days like fog hates the rising sun.

  5. She hates me like a preacher hates to preach
    She hates to cook like a sailor hates the sea
    She hates my dog like the cat hates to get a bath
    She hates leavin’ like my mom hates to see her comin’
    She hates the beach like the ocean hates to kiss the sandy shore

  6. She hates ;;

    a lie like a lover hates goodbye !
    the end of Springbreak like night hatesmorning daybreak
    brevity like poems hate simile

  7. “She hstes him like she hates liver”

    “She hates life since the day he died
    Like a woman of the night hates the light”

    “She hates acting like she don’t know
    whats going on every time he goes
    down to the bar and she hates her self
    She hates feeling like a fool
    All because of that golden rule
    For better or worse till death do us part
    She hates him for doing her wrong
    Like the words were written for a George Jones song”

  8. She hates mustaches like mountain men hate buying razors.
    She hates spiders like ants hate the bottom of her boots.
    She hates losing like hot dog eating contest champions hate winning…later that night.
    She hates dogs like mice hate cats.
    She hates winter like snowmen hate summer.

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