Wordplay Thursday #82

Wordplay Thursday

Welcome to Wordplay Thursday!

Here’s a writing prompt for you.  It’s a simple fill-in-the-blank. You can use one word or several. Feel free to get as crazy, genre-appropriate, or as imaginative as you want. The point is to get the creative juices flowing. And it’s a good thing to dig deeper, so don’t stop at the first idea that hits you. Try coming up with at least five things.

“His wife’s steaks are tougher than _____.”

I’ll give you an example to get you started:

“His wife’s steaks are tougher than boot camp.”

I’d love to hear what you come up with, so please share in the comments. Oh, and please keep your posts below an R-rating. It’s a family show, after all!

God Bless,

Brent

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Thanks to Michael P. Baker, Amy Nichols, Matt Martoccio, Toni, Davis, Janet Goodman, Chuck Hughes, Jeff D. Green, Kim Kondrashoff, rachaelmullerwriter, Tim Bell, Joe Slyzelia, Adam Farr, Rachel Walker, Ken Matthiesen and everyone else for your great additions to Wordplay Thursday #81 (read it here)! Great job!

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God Bless,

Brent

25 thoughts on “Wordplay Thursday #82”

  1. Tougher than
    … a dance club bouncer
    … a Kevlar vest
    … The carbon steel blade I use to cut it
    … the diamond on her left hand

  2. His wife’s steaks are tougher than Rambo.

    His wife’s steaks are tougher than law school.

    His wife’s steaks are tougher than ditch digging.

    His wife’s steaks are tougher than calculus.

    His wife’s steaks are tougher than getting a full-body tattoo.

  3. “His wife’s steaks are tougher than _____.” -a Ford truck -a sack of nails in the back of a Ford truck -the luck of the old cow they came from -the titty when the kitty drank the well dry -an Army morning

  4. His wife’s steaks are tougher than…

    A Tonka truck.

    Ronda Rousey.

    The antlers on a bighorn sheep.

    Solving a Rubik’s cube in the dark.

    Taking your baby to get his/her shots.

  5. 1. Denim on Daisy May 2. My teeth can take 3. The ones his girlfriend made 4. Grampa’s Gums 5. The ones Dracula hates

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  6. His wife’s steaks are tougher than…a bull chewing on a leather jacket, a crowd of hipsters at a Black Eyed Peas unplugged show, a rusted lug nut in a thunderstorm, a bag of marbles for breakfast.

  7. His wife’s steaks are…

    as tough as a biker’s knee

    as tough as an elephant saddle

    as tough as the frozen cemetery ground

    as tough as a doorman in Vegas

    as tough as the wrestling champ in the crocodile olympics

    as tough as the clasp on Scrooge’s wallet

  8. “His wife’s steaks are tougher than his working hands.”

    “His wife’s steaks are tougher than Jimmy the 3rd grade bully.”

    “His wife’s steaks are tougher than the goodbye.”

    “His wife’s steaks are tougher than his alligator boots.”

    “His wife’s steaks are tougher than the secret he keeps inside.”

  9. His wive’s steaks are tougher than the back of a 4 ft long armadillo

    His wive’s steaks are tougher than a baptists preachers Sunday’s sermon on original sin

    His wive’s steaks are tougher than my wife’s Lee Press-On nails

    His wive’s steaks are tougher than the leather of my Timberland boots

    His wive’s steaks are tougher than the IRS

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