Wordplay Thursday #31

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Here’s a writing prompt for you. It’s a simple fill-in-the-blank. You can use one word or several. Feel free to get as crazy, genre-appropriate, or as imaginative as you want. The point is to get the creative juices flowing. And it’s a good thing to dig deeper, so don’t stop at the first idea that hits you. Try coming up with at least five things.

“She’s as honest as _______.”

I’ll give you an example to get you started:

“She’s as honest as her third glass of wine.”

I’d love to hear what you come up with, so please share in the comments. Oh, and please keep your posts below an R-rating. It’s a family show, after all!

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Thanks to everyone for your great additions to Wordplay Thursday #30 (read it here)! Great job!

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8 thoughts on “Wordplay Thursday #31”

  1. She’s as honest as his sons stories after curfew.

    She’s as honest as a senators campaign.

    She’s as honest as my pickup lines on a Friday night.

    She’s as honest as she is beautiful.

    She’s as honest as an auto mechanic changing your oil.

  2. She’s as honest as the day is long.
    She’s as honest as a politician, who’s losing a debate.
    She’s as honest as Granny’s bedtime stories.
    She’s as honest as a good days work.
    She’s as honest as she needs to be.

  3. She is as honest as a naked baby.
    She is as honest as a todler telling his parents lies.
    She is as honest as a lawyer defending a guilty person.
    She is as honest as me telling my age.
    She is as honest as her husband’s version of what happened at a bachelor party.

  4. She’s as honest as a death bed confession.
    She’s as honest as a courtroom polygraph.
    She’s as honest as that little pink line.
    She’s as honest as a Sunday school teacher.
    She’s as honest as a tear drop.
    She’s as honest as a heartbreak tear.

  5. She’s as honest as:

    – Abe Lincoln’s tax statement 
    – a Smith & Wesson interrogation 
    – Johnnie Cochran 
    – a car salesman
    – a “hickie” the morning after (hehehe)
    – Billy Graham’s quiet time

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