Wordplay Thursday #30

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Here’s a writing prompt for you. It’s a simple fill-in-the-blank. You can use one word or several. Feel free to get as crazy, genre-appropriate, or as imaginative as you want. The point is to get the creative juices flowing. And it’s a good thing to dig deeper, so don’t stop at the first idea that hits you. Try coming up with at least five things.

“Jimmy has the attention span of _______.”

I’ll give you an example to get you started:

“Jimmy has the attention span of a bottle rocket.”

I’d love to hear what you come up with, so please share in the comments. Oh, and please keep your posts below an R-rating. It’s a family show, after all!

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Thanks to everyone for your great additions to Wordplay Thursday #29 (read it here)! Great job!

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9 thoughts on “Wordplay Thursday #30”

  1. Jimmy has the attention span of Gomer Pyle..
    Jimmy has the attention span of a two year old..
    Jimmy has the attention span of a bored fisherman..
    Jimmy has the attention span of a teenager at his first coed dance..

  2. “Jimmy has the attention span of a facebook news feed.”

    “Jimmy has the attention span of a kid on Christmas morning.”

    “Jimmy has the attention span of a girl texting”

    “Jimmy has the attention span of, well I have to go mow the lawn now”

    “Jimmy has the attention span of my wing-man when the games on”

  3. Jimmy has the attention span of a dog who has – squirrell …..
    Jimmy has the attention span of a man shopping with his wife
    Jimmy has the attention span of a T-Ball team on a dirt infield

  4. Jimmy has the attention span of a wired-hair terrier.
    Jimmy has the attention span of a roomful of flies.
    Jimmy has the attention span of a ping pong ball.
    Jimmy has the attention span of a thirty second sound byte.
    Jimmy has the attention span of a yellow traffic light.

  5. Jimmy has the attention span of:

    – a Robin Williams’ interview
    – a bored G/T kid
    – Kanye West at a Taylor Swift concert
    – a kid with a brand new wedgey and told not to move
    – Willie Robertson at a Hobby Lobby
    – a puppy with a new tennis ball
    – Jim Cramer in bumper to bumper traffic

  6. Jimmy has the attention span of Spam in a can.
    Jimmy has the attention span of a one-inch bridge.
    Jimmy has the attention span of an unplugged jukebox.

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